If the OS is old-ish, and 32 bit, and the system drive is C, and my docs and other folders aren't redirected, and the user is administrator, and there is only one user, and a default install of Office ...

To the hivemind I pose: What the heck causes every assistant to crash on ldapDiscovery() when I am attempting to configure my newly installed Oracle 11.2g on RHEL5? I've triple checked every last ...